yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

(via sobeys-grocery)


jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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(via sobeys-grocery)


yungginseng:


when the store clerk think you walking in to steal
threadless:

“A Brain of Two Halves" by Tim Easley
Happy Left Hander’s Day to roughly 10% of the population!

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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(Source: littlexiutie, via beccoa)


klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

(via matriarchamanda)


urluring:

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

LOOK INTO ITS EYES
outatnight:

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes


Yeah but how big are the fries

lubricates:

lubricates:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD

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are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this

(via anvtolia)